I've been teaching Jaxon about the importance of keeping your privates hidden and to stay covered up in public. One day I walk into my gym kid place and Jaxon comes out with no pants on but covering himself with his shorts and hands in the front yelling, "Mom, my pirates are showing!" We now always call them pirates for good laughs. June 2010
Jaxon: "I love my kids Mom." Me: "Oh you do? Who are your kids?" Jaxon: "You know. Ginny, me, you." Me: "What about Daddy?" Jaxon: "No! He's not a kid mom."
We were eating ham for dinner and Jaxon kept saying, "Mom I want some Dean." I said, "Dean? Do you mean ham?" "Yes, ham" Jaxon said.
Jaxon: "I hungry mom. I gonna die. I want some Cheerios." Mom: "No cheerios right now." Jaxon: "BUT MOM! I'm dieing!" (February 2010)
I was changing Jaxon's diaper and Ginny kept crawling over trying to touch Jaxon so I grabbed her and put her behind me and she started to cry quite loudly. Then Jaxon says to me, "Mom, don't be mean to Ginny... she's my friend. You sit in time out if you do that again." (February 2010)
Dad was leaving and Jaxon shouts with his fingers in the peace sign, "Peace Out!" (February 2010)
(Jaxon lets out a big toot) Jaxon (yelling): "Stinky tooter! Stinky tooter!" (February 2010)
Me: "I love you Jaxon." Jaxon: "No mom! I love you!" Me: "No, I love you!" Jaxon: (now getting angry) "NO MOM! I LOVE YOU!" Me: "Okay buddy. You love me." Jaxon: "I win!" (February 2010)
Jaxon: "Ginny is my best friend mom. I laba (love) her." (December 2009)
(both Ginny and Jaxon are in the bath) Mom: "Jaxon I'm going to get Ginny out and dressed now. I'll be back for you in just a second." Jaxon: "NO MOM!! Ginny's my friend! She wants to play with me." (November 2009)
Jaxon: "Mom, my turn." (referring to bearing his testimony) Me: "Okay as long as you can do it yourself." (Thinking he wont do it) Jaxon: "Okay, I be back." (as he turns to walk up to the podium, luckily I was saved by the bishop standing and ending the meeting) (September 2009)
Me: "Jaxon what's your name?" Jaxon: "Um... two!" (July 2009)